Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while preparing for our holiday, I realised I will have my period that week. My husband is now sulking because he thinks I’ll be so grumpy, I’ll ruin the holiday. I’ve had to talk him out of cancelling our flight twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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perdix 31
He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.
Ninjafriends 1
This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.
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Comments (97)
powerslave117 0
he has a point
KVloveBC 0
lmfao!!!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
****, good idea. I need to try that!
DJ3910 0
ahaha props to him lmao
Alkix 2
"Hello. Hi, I'm fine, thank you. I'm calling because I'd liked to cancel my trip next week to your resort. My name? It's Terry Bilboy Friend. Yes. Next week. Yes, I realize it's non-refundable. Yes, I realize there is a hefty fine for short-noticed delays. Yes, I realize that if I don't pay the fine the resort might hire thugs to break my kneecaps. Yes, I realize I'll probably have to work overtime at my dead end job for two weeks to cover the expense. No, I don't want to reschedule, because I can't afford it. Even with the buy 6 nights get 1 for half off deal. Well it's not really any of your business why I'm canceling, and I think you're being rude asking. My mother died. What's not to believe about that? Fine, my sister is having a kid and I have to be there. Alright then my girlfriend is on her period, and your 'Girlfriend on period causes death of another patron by vicious mauling' insurance is twice as expensive as canceling. Thanks. It's ok, at least now I won't have to miss out on a week's worth of nightly raids with my WoW guild. Haha I know, right? You too. Buh-bye."
strawberrydreams 18
Rotflmfao!
twhavila 0
I agree with bf... you probably don't realize your are being a both during your period but you probably are...
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Nahh if the road is red just take the dirt path.
nkosi7 0
I agree with him
thegreatb 0
Wow. I live in kansas. Smh
MK306 0
he's right, vacations are supposed to be fun