Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while preparing for our holiday, I realised I will have my period that week. My husband is now sulking because he thinks I’ll be so grumpy, I’ll ruin the holiday. I’ve had to talk him out of cancelling our flight twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.
Ninjafriends 1
This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.
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Comments (97)
SnifflyG 9
@98....vacay? really
rlthroldahl 4
Most comments are dumb. If its that expensive of a trip it was planned a couple months in advance and it isn't like women's cycle are the same days every month. It's life - deal with it. Not worth canceling for. It can still be special.
hello_world456 5
And....DUMPED
CaroAurelia 12
That sucks. Must be nice to have a period regular enough that you know in advance when you'll be on it.
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Why does anything like this exist?! As long as your not one of those girls that's all crazy and let's it get to their mind and is all 'my period this, my period that' then he needs to attend an educational seminar.
Heather Lynn 4
please tell me your argument to that comment was yes well it's not much of a holiday with an inconsiderate jerk either so suck it up buttercup