Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, my younger son was doing a Zoom meeting for his upcoming school orientation. I tried to hold it in, but I stepped away for a moment to run to the restroom. My older son thought it’d be a hilarious "prank" to moon the camera. School hasn’t even started and we're already the "problem family". FML
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GhostFox 34
Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!
Dave_Davington 34
I believe the correct term is The Pugilism Society. Or PugSoc, as all them college kids call it.
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Comments (9)
GhostFox 34
Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
What about rule number 1 tho?
Aiden89 23
Has he started making soap as well?
Dave_Davington 34
I believe the correct term is The Pugilism Society. Or PugSoc, as all them college kids call it.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, your parents will only get stuck with a single-serve tuition payment.
Rykers 18
The first rule about fight club....
Greatness Inc 12
Is, you do not talk about Fight Club
ARISKomuniszt 24
Now he's left home he's letting his inner dark side finally loose...
routerere 10
Well, i sure hope you set him straight. What he's doing is just plain wrong. What kind of brother would you be if you let him go around breaking the first rule of fight club?