Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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xyadove 8
.... why say yes?
Amiie011 5
Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)
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Comments (96)
indigo1 0
I'm sure you meant "woman". Why marry a drunk like him?
pinklover24 13
hopefully he didn't actually mean it......how drunk was he?
TahoeFMler 22
He was drunk. Why would you "accept" that proposal?? Are you desperate?? Sounds like it ended the way it should have. YDI
lexi122333 0
she was ABOUT to
tman118 0
**** YOU. THE WEDDING ALREADY HAPPENED. GO **** YOURSELF
Sirin_fml 47
We don't celebrate Caps Lock Day on FML, tman118.
IcyHell 0
CAPS LOCK DAY IS TODAY?!
OceanBreathesSal 5
Lexi, if he didn't say "oh wait, wrong woman" she would have said yes. Just because she was about to and didn't, doesn't mean she wasn't going to accept in the first place.
daeval14 0
Seriously. She's an idiot for even considering accepting him while drunk.
Privations_fml 3
He sounds like a loser anyway.
CutiePie_101 7
If he was really drunk, maybe he didn't mean it. If he wasn't that drunk, you guys have alot of talking to do.
kaoriblossom 8
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts....
capt_awesome1 11
rofls, so true.
districtrandom 0
that just sucks
Troll1 0
the thing is, he was gonna ask your MOTHER. who's ur daddy now?
Asario 0
lol
DocBastard 40
And there you were, the obedient woman anxiously awaiting her boyfriend's arrival from a night out at the pub. Dammit woman, gather what little pride this man has left you with and show him the wrong side of your foot. Have some self-respect, for ****'s sake.
Doortje 30
Exactly what I was thinking. Who'd say yes to a drunk proposal anyway?
Doortje 30
Now why doesn't that surprise me?
Doortje 30
Yeahh, not the human race I was getting at, but thank you for proving my point, once again.
brianjman14 23
Hey, smoking weed is awesome.
Amiie011 5
dude. YOU are part of the human race too.
mintcar 10
You were going to say yes? Even though you knew he was fully and completely inebriated? It was probably the liquor talking when he said " wrong woman. " ( Let's just hope. )
zubzub 1
hahaha soooo was going to say the same thing! maybe she should take up kick boxing and practice on him!