Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
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Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
.... why say yes?
Amiie011 5
Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)
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Comments (96)
ybbob 1
desperate much?
swampstomper 0
time to move his stuff out
starrdizzle 0
ha! you have to get a Guy hammered to get him to propose to you even then he changes his mind
anonymous2003 0
Changing his mind is one thing but saying it to the wrong girl he is cheating on is another.
FML_CDF90622 0
Oooooooooo! If he was my boyfriend I would've soooooo kicked his idiotic drunk ass.
Kycityb0y 0
u knew he was drunk yet you still was about to say yes...really
Vaesive 0
Why say yes to a drunken proposal... Wow...
tpg1910 2
If I were you I wouldn't even acknowledge a drunken proposal. So don't feel bad, he's wasted and u'll be there when he wakes up in the morning feelin like an ass.
anonymous2003 0
First off why would you agree to say yes to a drunk guy? Desperate. Second, kick his ass, not only is he cheating on you, you are not the one he wants to marry.
iliketurtles99 0
FAT ASS!!!
dajeanahansen 0
damn!