fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
RyanMacVey 17
cmon guys... it dont matter if they shave it or nawt... its still a ****** :P
schwebel 0
It does matter, the last thing i want to do when going down on a girl is take out the hedge trimmer
RyanMacVey 17
mahn everyone here is so disrespectful tae girls... fs maybe a girl dont wanna put your hairy dick in her mouth so you shud shave it then bitch
RyanMacVey 17
ahahaha good fur you mate... but I wuddnt dae that.... which is why I wuddnt ask a girl tae dae that
jess6blondie9 3
Honestly, I think if you're going to go down on a girl, you don't want to be eating pubes. Same for guys. I know I wouldn't want to go down on someone who's hair is thicker than their dick.
vanilla2u 5
eww @every1luvsboners why do we need to know that........ XD
jess6blondie9 3
It's not gross at all. And we do need to know that. It's curtail information.
jess6blondie9 3
crucial*
TripOnShoelaces 0
You should also consider using proper, standardized English.
schwebel 0
Plan A. Go shave Plan B. Go get a French Braid
JennyFromLA 0
gayboii: You are funny (:
Tuesdays76 0
hairless bodies yes, but if your are a girl please keep hair on your head! don't pull a Brittany
bradlyl 0
yeah, no guy wants to be flossing when he goes down on a girl, that's just slack.
jess6blondie9 3
Shave it then :)
persianjr1 7
wouldn't that hurt like hell?
jess6blondie9 3
Only if you cut yourself.
fried_lime 0
hello I don't know why I'm saying this, but you're super beautiful :D
jess6blondie9 3
Haha thanks :)
poptart10170 3
just wondering, but do you shave yours?
jess6blondie9 3
Thank you boners!
hook_em 0
boners poptart is just in denial because every woman his age dumped him so he to women 55 and older and got dumped now he is hitting on 15 yr old girls I'm assuming to hope they are young and dumb enough too but in return he will still get rejected
lionheart822 13
umm is that some how supposed to be an insult to Jess? lol that's sorta how it came across to me. ;D
gins58 0
ur pretty lol
hook_em 0
haha nope no insult to her it's just what he is more than likely thinking so no hatin on the blonde or any blonde jokes here
Tuesdays76 0
blondie I don't believe your only 16.
jess6blondie9 3
I'm actually 15..
ladybugobgyn 0
While it is very noble of you boners to defend Jess from the perverts on FML, keep in mind that this 15yr old is also talking about going down on guys in another comment. Therefore, it would be expected that she would answer such questions. I get so tired of seeing pretty young girls degrade themselves by provocative pictures and comments. Get an education and try and impress people with your brain, not your boobs or sleazy comments.
thereborn15 0
Ik this is random but ur purtty lol
Nicrostar 0
Dump him and tell him to have fun with Hand Solo
1_Classy_Hobo 0
^ that is the biggest win EVER
Paigeth 0
Win. This made my day.
ardencred 7
this is definitely a Win!!! LOL.
raff696 3
haha.
JCBaseball13 6
LMFAOOO!!! ok that was PERFECT!! well played
KingDingALing 9
Use the same joke on him but instead of Chewbacca, call his dick "Chewy".
Grimmerie 31
ask if it's an ewok.
kthxbai123 1
haha I bet it is chewy.......
Garay 0
it's hairy and screams loudly, SHIT!
gasbandit 2
WHAT A WOOKIE!
ihatedumbasses 6
your disgusting
Thedrugslikeme2 0
All you have to do is get on top of him naked and make it look like you ****** is munching and you make the omnomnomnom noise.
New_mommy2011 0
aha! ahahaha! BAHAHAHA! epic win XD
Bofferding_fml 6
aw you can have hella fun with that! just do the 69, have someone take a pic from above and it'll look like your boyfriend has some murder schnauzer!