fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
RyanMacVey 17
dude i dont like hair... im just trying tae be respectful here... she can dae wat she wants mate
RyanMacVey 17
well I aint gonna shave ma **** so a aint gonna ask a girl tae shave her ****... its her choice
xbarbiexdollx20 5
YDI for letting it get to the point that he can call it Chewbacca. & FYL for having an immature boyfriend that would even say such a thing. But, I wouldn't take it to heart, I would just trim it up a bit if I were you, OP.
Whydoyouask 11
yea, just like when girls ask guys to shave their beards/mustaches, that wouldn't look prepubescent either
RyanMacVey 17
that dont mean she aint clean... her bf is clearly a douche
RyanMacVey 17
well a dont give a shit... a dont care wat they look like... if a girl wants tae fukk me , am there (;
hook_em 0
usually girl don't fukk fags hence your name as gayboii
jess6blondie9 3
68 - You shouldn't take what you can get. That's how STD's are spread.
certified_camel 0
arnt you smart? but also very sexy... haha
liveaboveit 1
why does every guy that sees her profile picture say that?? google images maybe?
lionheart822 13
fallout, best game ever!!!!! XDDD
liveaboveit 1
he'll yeah it is :D
6joe9 0
why didn't u wait 5 mins to comment u could've been #69 :P
vintage12 0
ok chill, so then ******* any woman Is ok? chilllllllll mr STD lol
jess6blondie9 3
Google image about my picture? Nah.
TripOnShoelaces 0
... But your screen-name clearly states that you are gay. Hm.
jess6blondie9 3
You shouldn't take anything you can get. That's how STD's are spread.
warndogg1 1
dirtyy
RyanMacVey 17
72 - yeah well i dont get much so..