fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
XxAmygirlxX 0
it's called a razor Hun, use it.
jess6blondie9 3
Meant to be a reply for 68:/
Nuttyicecream 2
boners I mailed my shaved pubic hair to you so that you could wear as a moustache :{D
RyanMacVey 17
well as a said... a dont get much pussy so al take watever a get
olii_fml 0
How many times have you commented on this post...?
RyanMacVey 17
98 - well i didnt count but im guessing quite alot... anyways its ma bed time so a guess im off now... love yas :P
BabyLuis 0
gayboii ur gettn annoyin
t765234 10
He has been annoying since his first post.
HarmonyChord 0
alright there is not a straight male on this Earth that would say "love yas". there is no need to hide obviously gay kid!!!
liveaboveit 1
hence his name?
HarmonyChord 0
he said he wasn't gay
jess6blondie9 3
It doesn't matter if he's gay or not. That doesn't effect the person that he is. Leave him alone. If you think he's annoying, that's one thing, but get over the whole gay thing. It doesn't make a difference either way. Stop bullying him about it. And Gayboii; if you are gay, that's who you are. You shouldn't let people bring you down about it. I'm not accusing you of being gay, but if you are, it doesn't matter.
Loki_Adonia 0
Then its about time to shave your beaver hun!
randomreader2315 4
That's ******* disgusting.
MissBrainWash 0
Then shave
panchis16 0
I admit that that was pretty messed up of him to say, but you really should take that as a sign that you need to shave down there.
AEverydayDouche 1
#59 Of course it's her choice if she wants to shave or not but it doesn't mean that he has to like it. Ops bf is a douche because of the way he told her she's hairy not because he wants her to shave.
melibear89 7
your type is like some two year old was pounding on the keyboard. learn to type things people can understand.