fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
BlkDahlia 0
WHOA. Uh....rethink hardwood floors, honey.
Creator110 0
I don't know if I want to laugh at you or.... haha
threeminutesfrom 0
that made this new thing called a razor
smurfman44265034 0
hot
lordlekal 17
More than teenages throw them selves at him, do you know how many moms of those girls do.
NoraT_fml 6
-gives Op a shaver and shaveing cream,and replacemt blades- do it for the bald people. they need the hair more then you do.
Slinkydalatg 6
Ewww **shudders** that's disgusting **shudders again**
takanuva0123 0
At least you have a ******
Lucky10 0
Just start calling his dick Little John.
Sweety93 0
Eww gross shave that! hahaha that is so nasty.