fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
xxJACKALxx 0
Damn! Got clippers!
deatheater97 0
he should have called it the amazon
angelicvixen 0
damn, yous a hairy bitch! hahahah shave!!
boatsandhos16 0
gayboii you type like a cowboy
j_cat187 20
thats awsome :)
TheNewGuy03 29
i'll readily admit that i wouldn't go down on a girl with excess hair. just doesn't do it for me, i guess. to put it simply, i need a clear path, and i don't want to have to weed-whack to get there. |the kid|
TheNewGuy03 29
though one can surmise that the worst-case scenario would be what can be euphemistically termed "the burning bush," the treacherous entanglements of the amazonian rainforest should not be an obstacle on your southerly trek toward her tropical wetness. |the kid|
KCThaEclipse33 0
fucc a razor...Yuh needa Weed Whacker
gigi03 5
Have you heard of shaving?!?!
XBCX96 4
...........You don't shave much, do you?
billywhhaatt 5
could always call him single?