Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
claferi 5
oh wow that sucks
claferi 5
I hope you sent him to heck op o_o
kcnutt10 1
Holy shit! Should you be on this site?!? You look like you're 10!
josephhhhhh 0
holy shit! should you both be on this site, you look like 2 morons
florecitabetch 0
holly shit! you all made me LMAO
froob 0
holy shit dogs can type
xstaticdelta 6
C-C-C-C COMBOOOO BREAKERRRRR
tjv3 10
well at least he is honest
sydneynault99 7
lmfaoo , ydi for making him cheat in the first place .
pokopiko 9
ehem. @69 LLAMA?
gamercanadian 11
this is classic
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
girlslikeguys 0
what an asshole =P
marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
DynamicDave 11
^ Haha, awesome!
sailorzoe 14
haha for real.
cyte20 0
I agree
rhinestonedworld 0
agreed.
noornia 6
oh : that sucks , you don't need him anyone ,don't take him back =P
valri3 0
If she doesn't want to, then trust me she wouldn't be on FML, she'll be on FHL.
noornia 6
him or anyone like him >.< *
obtusian 7
I hope you didn't get back with him, he sounds like a ********.
techweed 12
thats like getting dumped twice, she rejected the person who rejected u
marlie_x 8
that sucks you don't need him and apparently the other girl doesn't either
acelucas 0
Damn you're beautiful.
Mitsimonsta 0
Lots of Aussie women are sexy as hell. this is just another example, plus she is from my home town.
IStoleTheCookies 16
marlie I gotta admit, I look like a pork scratching dropped out of a tramps arse compared to you. why be so pretty... bitch. lol joke :) but seriously, I hate you.
saturnfive 5
Good god you are just stunning
FYLDeep 26
If you take him back, you're retarded.