Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
Igor_g5 0
If he's the best you can do take him back but make him pay for his transgressions.
AarionHailey 0
Don't take him back. he cheated on you, and he prolly just wants some ass, and you're his only option.
sclarkk92 0
Hope you didn't take that ****** back.
mightymart 5
WTf is your bf like 8 years old or just completely retarded?! unless youre just dumb enough to accept...
ChinaBabylove69 0
tell him to go and screw himself! trust me you don't need that kind of drama Ever! your such a better person then that , there are so many loving men out there , then that stupid ass .
PrincessesCrown 17
Say he's a jerk and that you won't go out with him problem solved
Gantar180 5
You should of said that you would take him back, just to make his life a nightmare, and then dumped him. But then again, I have been told that I have a twisted mind...
MmissyT 8
haha yea i was thinkin tha same thing but wait til he doesnt expect it >:)
gigglezbabii22 2
Umm yea, I'm going to go ahead and say I doubt it was the other girl's plan. She most likely just didn't really want the guy in the first place.
underpaid011 0
what an asshole! you are better off without that creep. tell him he gave himself the bait fish treatment - no more head and no more tail.
mk58 31
ouch. Dump his ass.
randomgf 0
Mimi wtf are you talking about?
somepartsareme 0
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