Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
duckie227 22
and of course... you took him back.
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you took him back, you're an idiot.
Shinygirlnz 1
Pleeeeeeeease tell us you didn't take him back, OP.
guppy40000 0
hope you told him to go to hell
forgotten_addict 1
Well damn, you didn't take him back, right?..... Oh shittttttttttttt you did huh??! Jk but if you did then you've got to be one of the biggest dumb asses that I know!
shanny998 3
did u take him back?
Heather_x0x0 6
HE deserves it!
life_isnt_fair 0
since people keep requesting the answer as to whether or not I took him back here is the answer: HELLO FREAKING NO i'm not THAT idiotic. and as per the comment that asks "you should be on this sight, you look like you're 10!" no i am 19 and yes, i am extremely aware I look young for my age.
Szaszaspasz 26
I'd say FHL. You dodged the bullet and don't have to deal with him anymore. Nothing wrong with looking young, unless you get ID'd and that is the time you don't have your ID with you. Thank you for letting us all know.
phatdaddy62 23
Introduce him to Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters!
Jasmine143 0
Rebound.