Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
DakotaCat 4
Haha! I would have laughed at him and hung up!
barbiegirl491 1
I hope you didn't take him back.
taelorrae011 0
I'm sorry): that's horrible.
addictedeffect 0
that just sucks :P
mixedbreed1 0
For one i think he lost his damn marbles for even asking to get back wit u! He had ALOT of damn balls i would of slap the shit outta his ass for even fixing his ****** face to asking me to take him back!
alexavb15 4
What A Jerk Off
Vagrarian 2
I hope you didn't take him back. Nobody likes being the consolation prize.
MrLaryRottweila 1
and you said no right? .. right?
somepartsareme 0
Sure are some creepers in this thread.
kimmy88 3
oh my gosh. your boyfriend is stupid for doing that seriously...