Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
safwat 0
ok that is funny as hell. I'd have a phone conversation with him asking me back and i would tape it and put it up on fb and YouTube
Southerndatageek 2
Two words...ASS WIPE
Candisalis 0
man ho
sweet_blue 3
oh wow and let me guess you were dumb enough to take him back.....
blackshego 0
I certainly hope you didnt take him bac, you deserve a hell of a lot better
Calyx_fml 22
Take him back and then dump him, saying your other guy asked for you back.
bhsnare 0
sorry he dumped you, but that sounds like a WIN for you. He got what he deserved! hahaha
KayleeFrye 39
FYL. Unless you took him back. If you did, YDI!
Kbselita315 0
I can't believe he actually told u that! What an @$$hole!
3alawyel7elwa 4
What an asshole :S !