Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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marinkovski 0
take him back then dump him
chewbacca69 0
your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway
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Comments (115)
j300zx 0
He is a keeper. Think about it...
life_isnt_fair 0
okay, that was the first comment that made me truley lol thanks :)
emoverlord 0
now, normally id b lik "..nuh uh, wtf r u thinkin??" but i seem to b missing something here...i dnt get it. explanation? :D
Happygofucky 0
Whatever you do, don't take him back! He can reflect on how much of a dick he is during long, cold nights with his left hand and a bottle of his mother's moisturiser.
Igor_g5 0
What makes you think he's left-handed?
Happygofucky 0
Actually I'm pretty sure he is right-handed but needs his good hand to finger his butt.
10_4Franky 0
Nice save happygofucky. Hahaha.
sunnysurfchick 0
lng cold nights alone! he already had another chick. he is a con man he will have another chick before they hang up. then he will cheat on the new girl and the cycle continues
Miss_Random 0
Please don't be stupid and take him back.
Anubyte 0
At least your not "the other girl". But ya, he's a douche.
locachick101 0
ok you'll be really stupid to take him back..what a asshole and I loser you can get a better boyfriend (=
sophsoph17 0
don't take him back I'm sure you can do wayyyy better.
marinus_fml 20
Never mind what all the other people are saying. Take him back and live happily ever after.
WhatTheFuq 0
I agree.
Cenobyte 10
Prince Charming, that one. :P
SmokinGuns 13
I hope that's sarcasm and not pure stupidity.
you_and_me_fml 8
What an asshole... I hope you told him off
Jimboom 12
YDI if you took him back. Otherwise, be glad his loser ass is out of your life!
Igor_g5 0
Unless you're desperate, tell him to **** off.