Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Ducki3 0
W O W
Twin_Uzis 0
You sounds like a drama *****, and I bet you diagnosed yourself with bipolar disorder.
WVJimbo 0
"You sounds"? lol First of all, it should be "sound" not "sounds" and second of all that's a shitty thing to say.
mylifesucks341 0
lol dang
hotenflingle 0
It must suck to be you
hilda_kitty 16
OMG!!! PPP!!! ... Do you know A VPM?
mylifesucks341 0
i know lol
Saccharide 0
...Ouch. Apologies. This really hits home. I'm hypomanic-depressive and I have to put up with a lot of shit too. I don't have any friends 'cause of my mood-swings. People just either don't understand or don't want to put up with you. You first need to understand that he didn't leave you because he didn't like you, he just couldn't deal with your symptoms, and that's his loss. Don't beat yourself up thinking it's your fault - it's not. He's just a dick. Secondly, you should see (if you're not already seeing) a psychiatrist and a psychologist/therapist and try to get on/change your meds. Try to keep a journal of your mood and see if there's nothing that can't help to control or lessen the effects of bipolar disorder (Lamictal is working for me). Get help - especially after losing your boyfriend. Finally, I know it must be hard right now, dealing with the loss of your significant other. Just don't try to kill yourself. Trust me, it's not a way out. There is the light out at the end of tunnel. I'm 15 and I've gone through Celexa, Ativan, Klonopin, Seroquel, Wellbutrin, Lamictal and Xanax (for panic attacks, constant anxiety, depression and bipolar disorder) until I finally became emotionally stable. Keep trudging. Life is worth it. As a side note, My mother is bi-polar and my father is depressed and they've been married for 17 years, so don't give up hope on love, kay? /////////////////////// As to the rest of you fuckheads - shut up about the homosexual remarks. Have we not learned from the tragedies of racial suppression, religious genocide and sexist oppression? Yes, he's gay. He has the right to be so and not be called out by dickheads like you. And the others who (will) say it's his fault for being bipolar and depressed... you are the reason why people kill themselves. Because of ignorant heartless people like you who say "it's all in your head" and "to stop being an emo bitch". I tried to overdose once before. Ever felt so emotionally tired you couldn't get out of bed? Ever felt so low that /nothingness/ seems better than life? Huh, asshats?! You can't look at this guy and tell him it's fault for being depressed, crying, and relying on others to help you get through everyday. Know why people kill themselves? Because they have built up emotions inside themselves that they can't release because you people tell them to shut up, walk away, and throw a cocked gun into their hands. /////////////////////// FYL, OP. Just know that things get better eventually.
Twinklestar 0
You sound like a drama queen and an idiot. No one made any homosexual slurs. Sounds like you just wish they did so you could feel all righteous in condemning them.
Saccharide 0
Sure, call me an idiot and a drama queen for writing -longpost- and saying how I feel. I really don't give a shit. Nah, you just came to the party late. The mod got all of the slurs. And besides, I don't believe in God.
Twinklestar 0
I called you an idiot and a drama queen for whining about nothing, not for writing a long post. And what does believing in God have to do with anything, you moron?
wiserman 0
leave that idiot alone. they're screaming about not believing in God because they think it makes them unique (it doesn't, it makes them arrogant). and screaming about perceived slights against gays just makes them annoying. nobody wants to read that long of a post, so unbunch your panties and grow up.
Saccharide 0
First of all, apologies to TS, I misread |righteous| as |religious|. That's the reason I said I don't believe God... which is not entirely true anyway. I'm agnostic. I don't think it makes me special or unique, and it's nothing I'm proud of either, #126. I used to be a Christian, but I started doubting God after a series of intense panic attacks and verbal abuse from my father. I had a fall from grace and stopped going to church. Secondly, I apologize for ranting on homosexual slurs and misunderstanding of bipolar disorder by people. I post posts like this because (a) I take into account what FMLers will say based on previous similar posts (b) I've seen people on previous FMLs post bull 'bout how various mental disorders are "your fault" and "completely controllable". Having to deal with some of the aforementioned disorders I find it offensive as well as disheartening. Did I get overly mad? Yes. But I figured some asshole would come along and say stuff like "it's your fault for being depressed" (#59, #100). Same thing with my rant on homosexual slurs (#131). Again, I apologize. And #126, if you don't want to read it, feel free to scroll past it.
PutDownTheGun 0
OP, while this was a horrible way for things to end, just remember that if he wasn't willing to put up with you, then he wasn't worth your time. Gay or not, nobody should be treated that way. Bipolar disorder can generate a good deal of baggage, but now that it's recognized as a legitimate disorder, help is getting better. For years, I've stuck by a bipolar friend of mine.
mylifesucks341 0
no iam not the gurl he broke up with iam just a 14 year old cheerleadre iam all normal
wakawakawaka_fml 0
LOL Sorry.
TheUnforgiven_fml 0
Your ex is a filthy schweine.Your fellow brothers and sisters of the GLBT Kommunity will stand by your side though.