Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Comments (187)
meezer008 0
yea ppl have a totally messed up perception of BPD because of the ******* tv shows. ppl need to get more educated about disorders and stop believing everything tv tells them
ricky82 0
if you need another bf im here, hit me up mauhaaaaaaaaaa!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Well I never would wish for anyone to suffer, but I dated someone who was bipolar once. It makes you feel like you are such an idiot because you can never do anything to make them happy. No matter what you do they get all emo and mad at you. It hurts the non-bipolar person a lot.
kris18gc 0
i dont see why anyone cares. The op will be fine in a few. Hello? bi polar... It sucks but not bad enough to be like ohhh poor you. I think its sad that he went out with a jerk but it will pass.
IceCream53423 0
Wow #131 you're seiously homophobic. it's a life choice, like being straight.
kindness 0
agreed! seriously. the only reason they'd be less happy is because of idiots like you! if they were accepted like everyone else then they would be just as happy, maybe even happier! you are a complete moron. all those "reasons" = complete bullshit. it's idiots like YOU, not gay people who are scumming up the earth.
123e3 0
damn straight!
stella2fast 2
your boyfriend is such a jerk!!
g7190g92 1
YDI for thinking you need to be gay
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i know how you feel and it sucks, but bipolar disorder is really difficult to deal with especially for people who don't have any mental disorders. my boyfriend and i both have personality disorders so it's difficult for both of us sometimes. it's best to be with someone who understands. and don't feel sorry for yourself. it's hard not to sometimes, but it is a waste of time. things will get better. just be around people who understand and will still be there for you no matter what. try not to be too sad, because that was an awful way for him to dump you, so just be happy you don't have a loser in your life anymore. :)
lhamburgur 0
i know like 5 bipolar people. they are assholes. i guess they cant help that they are assholes. but they're assholes none the less. btw awesome breakup.
JoleneDaniel 12
you're an asshole