Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Comments (187)
wowyourbeat 0
ouch. hit me up, ill date ya :P
Mx_Rider 6
number 64 dudeeeeeee realllly come now its just a comment sentence or 2 would do the trick dont write an essay now ****** fagggggget fyl son ydi for typing so much
voveraite 7
Hahaaaa, you sound like a character from Idiocracy! Same effing language. OP: I'm sorry to hear, good wishes in this department. Also, "Why do you love me?" is a pretty stupid question, IMHO. Love has a large irrational component. Sure, you can be infatuated with someone who is good looking, charming whatever, but love is complex. I'd never ask this from anyone.
Good_old_Grim 8
Bipolar is nothing, but an excuse to be a bitch. Be grateful for the time he wasted on you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Please tell me you're not actually serious.
cheque_please 0
^whatever. what he did to you was harsh, rude and disrespectful. He obviously asnt the one if he is going to treat you like that
the_holy_one 0
holy crap, isn't bipolar disorder when you've got two personalities? Like Gollum in Lord of The Rings
Witchcraft_fml 5
Not at all... Bipolar Disorder is a fluctuation of manic and depressive cycles. One minute you're really happy and excited, and the next you're really sad and depressed. Could be more to it, but I'm not a psychologist/psychiatrist.
mizu22 0
bipolar disorder is where you have manic cycles and depressive cycles. nothing to do with split personalities....
pensfanga 1
better that he figured out now he can't handle it than after 10 years of marriage and a couple kids eh?
StephWinchester 0
split personality is simply called split personality disorder. It annoys me when people think bipolar and schizophrenia also have split personality in their symptoms. THEY DON'T!!
Whats_Love09 0
Actually...that's not the correct term. It's Dissociative Identity Disorder. Or DID.
owtom78 0
I hate when people treat people with disorders as inferior
mzmartinez92 0
ew gay ppl