Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Comments (187)
Itsu_fml 0
Alright all you anti-gay assholes, there's nothing wrong with being gay. And what everyone should be concerned about is that his boyfriend broke up with him. People are idiots...
jeffkillerman 0
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS BY A GUY AND HIS USERNAME WAS SCREWED WHAT THE ****!!
jeffkillerman 0
I like penis
gewoonwegranzig 0
haha me too!! Man seriously though my best friend is gay and none of my boyfriends minded. I mean it's not like he jumps on every guy he sees. Come on, girls don't jump on every guy they meet either. So why would he do that? XD
zecaptain91 0
I agree with 45. As a bipolar girl in a long term relationship if I ever felt like I was only with my partner because he put up with me, I'd break up with him. It's not fair on him to feel like your carer or be your safety net and it's not healthy for you to rely on him. Not trying to be harsh OP but it's not good for you in the long run.
ManiacsRose 10
Your answer to his question wasn't a good one. It did not define him...just a person who is there for you. That is what a friendship is - not a relationship. I think what he did was good for him.
soccerboyaag 0
r u a guy
how2info 5
That was a douche bag move nonetheless, but it was funny as hell.
texchris96 0
Um, just a heads up to everyone, this chick's a guy.... Look at the account gender
CptZoe 10
What! Gay people are allowed on FML, well I never....!
blink978 1
Good for him.
southerngalslove 15
That's just proof he isn't right. I suffer from major depression and my boyfriend has stuck by my side like no one else. He doesn't understand the things I've battled but he lives me nonetheless. In fact, he's going to marry me.
paulhawkes 5
No wonder. You only express love in terms of what he offers you, not Dow who he is. This presents as pretty egocentric. He may feel pretty unloved, like its all about you.