Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
Calyx_fml 22
Now if his dad actually does get cancer he'll feel awful
MigraineurOfLife 15
For Lying about such a serious illness & using his father as a scape goat to get out of a relationship he's pond scum. Well, lower actually. He's like the - the fungus that feeds on pond scum. Lower actually, like the pus that infects the mucous... that cruds up the fungus... that feeds on the pond scum!!!
Andalicous421 1
What a douche bag!! I'm sorry girl but you deserve better than him I'm sure!!:)
Biker187 13
Hopefully you didn't catch anything from him since he went back to his *****.
marinebio 0
He is the kind of guy that pisses me off so much because cancer is NOT something people should fake or joke about
VooDooCarrie91 19
Am I the only one bothered by that poorly constructed last sentence?
Drizzelhell 3
Be happy i say! He will come crawling back like a lil bitch and u can tell him to go to hell.
Sandralynn6 1
What a ****** up lie, people these days...
aeriemakenzie 4
That same thing happend to me before! Ur better off without
datix_fml 1
Lolololol trolled hard