Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
funnytruth 0
Your (boyfriend's) family are bitchs
plopoctogon 5
He probably just didn't want to hurt you.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Definitely not someone you want to be with! You deserve much better!
darlingcatch22 1
Karma will bite him in the butt for that little lie.
piinkgiirl 8
Could you PLEASE use one more comma?
DazedSiren 5
Have you heard of "the boy who cried wolf"?
mrsvallerybieber 0
That's awful! I hope you confronted him, I would've bitched outta my mind. Good luck to you! Guys like that don't deserve to be with anyone.
maddiewoah 15
OP, I wouldn't worry about him. He's a dumb prick if he's going to lie about his dad having cancer just so he can get back with his ex. Anyone who lies about cancer is an asshole. That shit isn't something to play around with. I've lost two family members to cancer, so I'm glad his dad is actually healthy.. but dammit, punch him in the face for lying about that.
soad2014 7
I hate...no wait...I DESPISE people who lie about a parent's health like that! Just makes me sick to my stomach. You need a better man, OP. Ugh, I hate liars! >:(
LadyJoker21 0
Fqk him up tell ppl he cheated on u and gave u crabs and tell ppl he refuses to get checked cuz hes to scared