Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Sociopathic
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Close, but no cigar
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
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KingGeorgeGal 12
You shouldn't put a boy in front of your life and ambitions.
DudeImBetter 0
resolve all issues with your turned down scholarship.
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enonymous 9
And why have I not received a postcard from you yet?
shannonreneee 11
Why would you tolerate your boyfriend going behind your back and mending things with his ex? Especially seeing as you would be under the impression that you guys were serious considering the move.
fuhkinsupah 0
ill probably get thumbed down for not commenting on the fml but how do i get profile pic? in ipod and i changed it but ots blank
dolphincheddar 10
google my freind. and no worries enon. I will send you chimpanzee postcards like the barenaked ladies (it's a band you weirdos)
KingGeorgeGal 12
I think you have to do it on the computer, I am on my iPod now and I can't change mine & I don't understand why she would normally tolerate that.
ugliness 6
31, click more on the part of the app that opens first, then my account, then change picture then album, make sure you actually tap on a pic before you exit.
6tori6 5
how could you tolerate that anyway?!
pertained 12
What's with all these 'today, my boyfriend..' FMLs?
cgchamp89 7
Today, I commented on #1 so everyone could see my comment. How annoying.
97currie 0
i almost down thumbed 1 for spelling anonymous as "enonymous." Funny though. OP- damn that sucks ass. but don't move around the world and away from free education for a guy.
97currie 0
i almost down thumbed 1 for spelling anonymous as "enonymous." Funny though. OP- damn that sucks ass. but don't move around the world and away from free education for a guy.
Trupe 3
To tell you the truth, what you did was stupid. I mean I'm sure you loved him and all, but why would you give up a scholarship and your whole life for something that isn't even a sure thing? And especially if he's been working things out with his ex....did you not know about that?
itzthomas 0
YDI for picking someone over school.
Kenik 6
The name is Mrs. Slyfox... If anyone knows Minecraft "Slyfox" is a youtuber... That's really weird to me?
bgawne 0
does it smell like kafilta fish
prince122 0
yeah dumb move for not taking the scholarship.
SteelCladAngel 0
all you people saying 'how did you not know?!' well...... they lived in different countries and I'm sure he didn't say 'btw, I've been chatting with my ex and we are getting on really well! :D ' dipshits
letschat6 5
LOLOLOLOL
a_nutritionist 10
not everyone prioritises school over personal happiness...maybe they were quite happy working a basic job for an extra 12 months if theyre going to be in a relationship. why does the focus have to be on school rather than personal happiness? i guess the current trend is work>relationships. only a fortunate few dont fall for that bullshit.
dwreck69 0
pfffffff just sleep with his dad. Trump Card
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
Wow. If I was OP I would have taken the scholarship and say, "See ya in a few years!"
camoney 4
damn you plenty of fish.
nfc14 2
Tell the ex you have herpes. He will be on the next flight too. Hey, its another country youll never see her again, and neither will he.
musiclexii124 0
I'm sorry but an education is way more important than a love life. Stuff like that happens every so often. Take advantage of it.
shrinkydinks 0
exactly. don't ever make decisions based on a bf/gf. it may seem like forever, but usually it isn't
Bsane 0
lol for other person, now it's to late
a_nutritionist 10
an education can also wait. you can go to school anytime you want, but i dare you to say to someone "you know what? id really like to keep this thing we have going, so if you could just wait say...3 years for me to finish this degree ill consider taking things to the next level with you". tell me how that works out in comparison to "id like to defer my studies" then finding a university where youve just moved to, or hell, just getting a job. a career is just a means to an end, sure we all wanna be happy with our jobs but who gives a shit if thats all youve got? taking a risk every now and then for yourself is a good thing. learn to live.
DivakiddOsz 5
I would've bitch-slapped him
dolphincheddar 10
it works better with a freshly slain mackeral. fish are very effective for slapping mechanisms
WadeFTW 0
You would have bitch slapped someone who was getting back together with the love of his life? Your such an asshole.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your one to talk Wade.
xMexicanXJesusx 0
67, who ever said anything about the ex being the love of his life?
EmyB_fml 8
that's such a mean thing to do and say ! especially after a all you've done for him :( well, if you're in a nice country I guess you should just stay there , right ? ;)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Whoa there guys, I believe 67 was being sarcastic.... THAT, or he's just insanely dumb and insensitive.
enonymous 9
100 Us men can be all 3 at the same time
hughsmith 0
whoa your hot
hughsmith 0
that was to miss bunny
DivakiddOsz 5
67 - right, how do YOU know that she was "the love of his life"... shit what would you do if you were that girl turning down a scholarship for that guy... ********, you would bitchslap the heartless son of a bitch
DudeImBetter 0
resolve all issues with your turned down scholarship.
sxe_beast 11
I totally agree with #4. Beg if you have to :| Education>Love If I were her I would never have turned down the scholarship in the first place... Your education will last you a life time, but this relationship obviously will not.
dvl2035 10
your picture is disturbing haha
JesusFishTaco 5
Yeah, his picture kinda makes me gag a little every time I see it.
sxe_beast 11
That's the whole point of the new cigarette warnings ^_^. I do hope that they pass/come into effect soon. .fda.gov/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteWarningLabels/default.htm
a_nutritionist 10
@82 i know someone who thinks like that. yeah. theyre old, single, miserable and rich now. sounds like a wonderful life, eh?
sxe_beast 11
@185 - They failed at life. I plan to go to college and settle down afterward. Its not that hard to do. Plenty of people do it.
a_nutritionist 10
actually its because they prioritised their work over their fiance and since then havent been able to find someone else they care as much for. sure he has relationships, but since he hasnt gotten over this girl they usually end badly. so i suppose you could say hes happy on and off, but his ex wants nothing to do with him and is happily remarried. by the way, not everyone has to deal with situations like this, in which they have to take risks to get what they want. just because people successfully leave university and get married doesnt mean that same black and white life view applies to everyone.
ForestFire0 1
So lesson learned then?
Michele2luv 8
nooope
KingGeorgeGal 12
You shouldn't put a boy in front of your life and ambitions.
lakaiskate 12
if he truly loves you he will keep the long distance relationship until you graduate post secondary.
mayoral26 0
You should never put ANYONE in front of your life ambitions... to give someone that much is setting yourself up to be screwed unless they are giving up the equivalent...
cek31076 1
I concur 100%
Ronnie_loves_you 11
I wouldn't go that far to say anyone because many times people can't go to college because one of their family members is ill and has no one else to take care of them.
KingGeorgeGal 12
I'm also wondering what country she moved to. It says she lives in Canada so it's not AS big of a deal if she moved to United States than like moving to... France.
karmennn 0
agreed.
calebobadiah 0
if your willing to throw your life away 4 somebody, then you deserve it.
killinem12345 3
waddup
Pandza57 2
ssooooooooooo true. wise words(:
redshortsx 0
NEVER change up your life for a guy un less he is marrying you.. YDI OP
sxe_beast 11
I don't understand why homemakers are becoming so infrequent. That's what women were made for. That and being a baby factory.
ironyisforlosers 0
Nice try trolling, sxe_beast. I give you an F for effort
kennyisboss 0
when hes sleeping glue his hand to hus dick.
neoncupcakez 0
^ win
lilmisslovely13 15
your picture just made your comment so much funnier :D lol
OceanProtection 0
Yeah, you're a creepy old bastard aren't ya? Who's a pedo?? Who's a pedo?!
JesusFishTaco 5
I am! I am! Hahahaha *cops bust down door* oh shit
JesusFishTaco 5
Aw man, the comment I was replying to disappeared.
bigal1135 0
like in American pie?
Justice264 0
why would you turn that down for a man?? ydi
nisey3313 11
That was stupid on your part. Never put your life on hold for a boy. Smh
nickylove1328 0
yeah but it shows that she has feelings and rlly likes him.
nerdfighteria 7
#126: Obviously not, since she said she'd be able to tolerate the fact that he was leaving her for his ex if not for the whole moving situation.
ijustcame12 0
exact definition of a stupid girl...
TBfml15 9
A boy should never put his life on hold for a girl either