Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
Krissylynnfoo 1
Awhh im so sorry.. You deserve better than that!
ManInTheMachine 20
43-Are you serious? You think lying to somebody is letting them off easy? Wow. You, my friend, get the Slow Clap Award this year. Congrats. Letting someone off easy is telling them--in a nc way, obviously--that you guys should see other people. Essentially the opposite of bluntly telling them "I'm done with this relationship. Let's break up." But lying definitely doesn't fall under that category. If anything, it's worse than just telling them you want a break-up.
ManInTheMachine 20
*nice ...and what the ****? I replied to the person...and it ended up here?
KVKdragon 26
It's because 43's comment was deleted by the moderators. You're not seeing things lol ;)
MigraineurOfLife 15
#50 -- FML has been glitchy for a couple of days. ;P"
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's horrible. That's effed up.
Shit_talkin_chik 5
Well he likd the old pussy better... Or, has happened to me, easier to cheat on the ex. You just to wise for the Liar...
Josie_Kat 0
Sooo.. Yea what was going to happen when u ran into each other?? FHL OP He'll be back
KVKdragon 26
I hate it when cancer is used in any form of unjustified deceit. It's bad enough people die from it. It does need to be used for someone's selfish personal gain, whether he or she has cancer or not
KVKdragon 26
There's supposed to be a "not" after does :(
thebiglloydtree 12
On the bright side, would you really want to stay with that kind of guy?
emilyjgraham 34
that has nothing to do with it. he lived with his mum or on his own, his dad was "ill", moved to be with him to help him. she didn't find out she didn't live with his dad, she found out he was lying about his dad being ill. idiot.
derkster 6
That's a fuckd up situation..
jmayes414 5
I guess it's probably not as funny as it was on HIMYM is it?