Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
claiiire_fml 17
What a douche bag. Revenge Plan: Find someone hotter, and then flaunt it in his face.
frdmnky12 6
I honestly hope you don't actually react this way to your break-ups. The guys was trying to aviod drama at all costs, and you are the type of person who causes nothing but problems, just to protect your petty pride.
Whachubbleisthis 4
What a coward! Tell him to grow some balls and start telling the truth.
Sonic924 3
Hey, that's what happens when you don't have a tight ******. But I'm single.
aeriemakenzie 4
Hahaha that sucks for you don't it!?
Evath 7
What an arsehole! OP you can do so much better, he is not even worth one seconds regret. And Karma will get him for that massive lie!!
RulerFourEntity 1
Seriously it's like people just assume that you'll be stupid enough to NOT ask about this? 'Father's got cancer' really? Dumbass
ToriL95 5
What a dick! You deserve better, and I hope he gets dumped
doglover100 29
He's a jerk.
hiandrews69 29
This calls for a car-keying.
Hirix 3
Had something similar like this happened to me. Been with a girl for a year and one day she comes to me saying she needed some time away so she can finish school and get work and all that jazz. Next day after we were separated for the time being, she removed me from facebook with a new update of how she loves this new man of hers that she is now dating.