Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
gringrath 3
So... Maybe you need to treat your bf differently if he is willing to lie like that to get away from you, then you must have done something wrong
solosohigh 15
uh even if she did, he is still responsible for his actions. he could have easily broken up with her in a normal, mature way. you can't blame other people because you're a coward.
Mercy71195 4
I wonder what lie he'll tell his ex when he's tired of her..
pxndiieinsanity 6
"hey babe, so.. I think we should break up cause I gotta go take care of my sister. Yeah, she's really sick... I heard she got a real bad case of toe fungus."
MuseFan1991 14
73- it kind of does, especially if you interpret it the wrong way :/
pxndiieinsanity 6
Holy smokes what an asshole. >< Sorry OP, hope you can find the right guy for you. (Just punch him in the nuts first)
firefly319 7
Unfortunately, I had something similar happen years ago. It's going to suck for a while, and you have the right to be upset. Just know that eventually, you'll be better off without him.
ConcaveUp 1
You must be aweful to deal with if somone has to lie like that. Congrats on being single
ashers81 3
Um, don't use it. Hello?
birdcagereligion 10
Am I the only one that thinks that's something awful to say about a family member, especially your dad?
Stryker123 0
What is wrong with the 280 people who sai she deserved it?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He's a coward.