Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
freshko21 6
Ahhh sometimes having a girlfriend just sucks ass :/ i wanna go to the strip club tooooooooooo
jadejazmyn 5
lol women kill me with this I let my boyfriend I let ny husband. any man who is a real man doesn't have their gf/wife permission to do anything they act as adults and do what they want to do. rather its not doing something out of consideration of their woman's insecurities or doing it any ways because aye they are adults and want to. weak a** mean need permission real men have conversations of understanding and then make an informed decision.
jadejazmyn 5
let's get something straight loghan. human beings do not lose the attraction to other people because they are in a relationship. a man looking at other naked women has no bearing on my self respect I'm not the one shaking my hind parts for money and objectifying myself for men. that's a personal life endeavor men like to take. it is not a disrespect to the woman for a man to partake in the wiles of another woman on a pole. mind u back in the day men had multiple wives and concubines whom they did sleep with . women go to strip clubs too while in relationships . the disrespect is sleeping w the woman shaking her behind in ur face. come home and give the horny to me and its all good. and for the women if a man cheats it is a personal issue he has with commitment its nothing wrong w you. stop being so insecure and see yourself for the sexxie beautiful queens that you are.
jadejazmyn 5
man I love sailorguy's comment. so funny and in a really worped way so true lmao
ZielZone 4
You probably are
seeb49 7
If a guy tells his girlfriend she can't do something with her friends, whatever it may be, he's always considered a crazy abusive control freak. I call double standard.
theonlysweetpea 10
Does it hurt your feelings? If so, why? I don't find enjoyment in strippers but he does, so why not let him have fun? It's not like he's cheating. Relax, lighten up
Kasse 4
The way I see it, if my partner wants to go and see some chick dance for money with his friends, I don't really care. I'd only care if he wanted to go and sleep with other women, and you're not allowed to even touch a stripper. Relax, OP, and realise men like to look at boobies, but they still come home to your nagging ass at the end of the day.
Burdie04_fml 0
You should have let him go. I mean insecurity in your relationship is just going to cause more problems down the road. Let him go, then you go have a girls nights. Plain and simple
deep1091 0
you need to relax atleast he is not cheating on you let the guy have a stripper to play with