Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
BasketCase2492 10
not unreasonable at all. i do the same thing. though i told my bf the only way he's going is if i go too. lol.
ahd94 21
I wouldn't be cool with my boyfriend going to a strip club either, unless it was a special event like a bachelor party. It's not a matter of trust or distrust or insecurity, I just find them tasteless. Let me clarify, the strippers aren't necessarily tasteless themselves, I'd assume the majority of them are doing what they have to do to support themselves. But the establishment itself is tasteless.
Angelkisses130 26
Am I the only one who thinks a dedicated couple should only admire each other's bodies and no one else's? I think it's beautiful when two people share that bond and only want to have and look at each other, and my boyfriend thinks the same thing. Besides, not wanting him to look at other women isn't mistrust, it's wanting to be his one and only and having a feeling that her body alone is good enough for him; otherwise body image problems may arise.
niome_fml 9
crazy
sophiehelen 32
I wonder how he'd react if you went to see sexy male strippers with your friends
AmbrosiaFan 19
Tell him "if you can do it, so can I" and go visit a strip club yourself. You are being controlling by denying him this. I'm a married female, been with my guy for over 13 years. We go to strip clubs once in a while.