Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
pyromania21 0
wow some ppl need to chill out it's a strip club not a ******* happy ending massage parlor get a clue hes just havin fun and hangin out so wat if he's watching strippers not like he's bangin them in the back room
gress269 4
oh you women and your keen sense to smell other women on guys
pip74205 9
My wife said it best; "A strip club is one of the safest places your husband can go with his friends. Because there, he can look, but not touch."
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
You gotta give a man some leniency. Why don't you go see a male stripper, and he can go see his female strippers. Then you can both come home and have crazy awesome sex. Its a win-win situation.
cwhit2012 0
My fiance says that crap to me all the time!
Tonje__Langeteig 0
Hi . My Name is Tonje :)
xx_kaelen_xx 0
Haha I could really careless if my boyfriend goes to a strip club or whatever lol because he comes home and screws me ;) haha while I make him a sandwich, wash dishes, fold clothes lol it's a nice life with no arguing ;D try it
Munchkin13 6
I wouldn't mind if my boyfriend went to the strip club as long as its just an every once in a while thing kuz he's just looking and hanging it with his friends, its not like if he's gunna cheat on me. There's nothing wrong with him going to the strip club, unless you and him have trust issues with each other.
LetItBe5 7
I'm a girl and I've been to a couple of strip clubs with my guy friends and let me say this; the fact that men can't touch is absolutely fake. A lot of things can happen in the champagne rooms... Female strippers tease men all the time, put their boobs on their shoulders and it's really sexual. If you go to a male strip club, it's more of a (dance) show than anything else.
live_2_eat 5
Dump his sorry ass. I think I can make a pretty good judgement of character purely gleaned from this little story.