Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

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amanda908 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 18:56

lmao ur bf a clown xD

e2m2cent 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:07

Oo bam :)

camden97 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:13

You're an idiot. Have you never heard of morning breath? How rude of you.

moderatersdick 0

Monday 4 April 2011 18:57

nice **** number 3

stephanyk2 7

Monday 4 April 2011 21:44

he's a keeper:)

jjfml55555 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:59

that's y u dnt do those things in tha morning...CTFU!!!

jasmiin_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:29

lmfao! what a dick.

astriofou 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:42

i can see ur boyfriends face, all facial hair just evaporating out of existence. hit the deck! shes about to blow ;3 you've been warned.

Dudemanx88 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:04

maybe you should kiss less ass?

QueenQuay77 10

Monday 15 August 2011 6:10

wtf that shit prolly almost killed him lmao! no bueno!!

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