Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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Comments (97)
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Fatty McFatFat?
8trickster8 0
I lol'd
expen_dable 0
its obvious that "Tiffiny" is an angry fat chick, everyone hide your snacks and say crap like "big is beautiful" until the moo-cow gets distracted by a donut...or that vampire guy in that movie...whatever fat chicks like.
Ezekeyle 0
Hahahahaha Fatty McFatFat! LOL! Umm, Tiffany, you probably are a fat angry chick...sitting at your computer, being a lard.
applebranch 0
agreed.
AlexZB 0
did one person break his ankle, or many people's ankles, i'm confused
UnicornHunter 12
This isn't funny. I was hoping her boob fell out or something.
f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
gmpilot 0
Fat people seem to break their ankles a lot.
BeeSkwaird 0
Yeah, not much of an FML. [Resists urge to launch into a "good ol' days" rant...]
expen_dable 0
they usually are faking it or do it on purpose, fat people are so lazy that they would rather break their own limbs than do any sort of work.
Unsaturatedfatty 0
Wow, expen_dable, your name suits you so well.
Asura09 0
their ankle wouldn't have broken if they weren't fat.
Scarshadow101 6
Really? Was that really necessary? Are you stupid, or do you just have no soul?
billyz77 24
Yup. I would. :)
caitlinmc14 1
What was the point of adding "exactly" to the end of this FML?
caitlin21holly 0
my name is Caitlin too!!!
ljbgamer 1
No one knows exactly
Thefog 0
gotta watch out where u step there buddy, ouch!
IIRoxieII 12
Me?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
Peroxide 3
DUDE! THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE ******* SPOON!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT A "*****SPOILER ALERT*****" BEFORE YOUR POST, PEROXIDE!!!
f_alltheirlives 3
STOP YELLING
stupiddumbblonde 0
This was....odd? o.O
barbud1314 0
Dang,that sucks! YDI for letting yourself go like that. Getting fat and tripping, retard!
krad204 21
Parrots, that is all.
baby_gurl2405 0
kk well nthe OP never said he was like getting obese or anything, he just said his wieght was getting a little out of control. So maybe he'd gained a bit of wieght and wanted to get rid of that exces weight.