Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did they sing and dance and make you a dress. If not I'm seeing a problem
Miss_Chevious 37
What, no fairy god mother?
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Comments (31)
Ninjahiga 27
Call an exterminator ASAP before it gets worse
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Top comment with -1 likes?!?!?!?!?
XxDanno316xX 27
1st comment does not guarantee everyone will like the actual comment mate. :)
DoomSkuller 28
Why? Mice and rats are good pets. Just need to keep them out of the walls where they can cause havoc on the house. And get em treated for disease.
bandaidstations 28
16, this is not ifunny. Comments are in the order they were made, not according to likes.
wanted_2_want 40
AND they make a tasty snack for my cat.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did they sing and dance and make you a dress. If not I'm seeing a problem
Miss_Chevious 37
What, no fairy god mother?
wanted_2_want 40
Definitely a drama queen.
Richard6036 13
Don't worry the seven dwarves aren't far behind
umerin 32
wrong princess bud
i_live_to_vault 19
Well you have to befriend the nice before the show incident and Prince Charming, according to the story.
i_live_to_vault 19
*shoe. Autocorrect.
dabaerju 23
*mice. You forgot one.
oceaneyes213 21
Personally I wouldn't have too big an issue because I have three snakes who love mice. But seriously, call an exterminator. They can carry diseases.
madscientist_17 15
bibbity bobbity boo
Miss_Chevious 37
Bibbity Bobbity Shoo!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'd say get a cat, but mine were always better at bringing half dead mince into the house. Oddly my dogs have always been better mousers.
TMWhisp 22
Sounds like you need to summon Lucifer for this problem.
TheLadyOpal 30
I would not trust a cat named Lucifer, especially if he belonged to my bitch of a wicked stepmother.