Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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Top comments
TheNewGuy03 29
damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|
mintcar 10
YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.
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Comments (191)
Lopee069 4
Fail
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, now she knows. And she will now brush, mouthwash or have a Polo more often. It's all for the 'greater good'. :P
ilaleahcim 6
The greater good
hayq 5
the greater good
LifeSucksbtw 0
they geatir gooodd
Grimmerie 31
the grayer hood
sarapsosis 1
thy glitter goose
guestxxx 0
the grayder gewd
guestxxx 0
the tater stood
denvan 0
the toilet tool
iDrejer 0
Aw that sucks, but guess you will brush your teeth from now on Dx
Krilleee 5
hahaha lmfao!!! FYL.
CH423 0
How did you gaze into his eyes in the darkness? FAIL
Lopee069 4
Yeah, what if you were gazing into his penis hole?
allmidnighteyes 11
OP is obviously a cat.
RedPillSucks 33
Dang Kay. That was harsh.... *sheepish look*
vita987 0
was it you? hmm is that why your taking it so personal…shit!
enonymous 9
You should probably stop tossing his salad if he's going to bitch about the result of doing that.
sunnysurfchick 0
omg too funny. but so true
iknowimawesome 13
DID someone fart in your mouth?
allmidnighteyes 11
You should actually fart in his mouth. That way, when he talks to you, you can use what he said against him.
CloWn_TroLLin 0
Ahh look here it's a "your rubber I'm stone" kinda kid grow up fat boy put the cake down and people will stop telling you what a fat ass you are and you won't have to repeat to others what others say to you!! pathetic....
LifeSucksbtw 0
lol your such a fail troll. if you tell us your trolling then we don't give a shit. what a tool.
jbtheone_fml 5
why you mad at him? he's not the one with nasty ass breath.
BAMF18 0
I **** ON THE FIRST DATE
Nashie 0
Well that's the point...It's a FML because he thinks she has bad breath.
WOGBRO 6
Better start brushing.