Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
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yennichan 0
wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...
Amydoll 0
When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a *******... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.
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Comments (53)
yennichan 0
wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...
greenman_fml 0
sounds like a keeper to me. don't be so shallow. at least he didn't splooge in your eyes
CaptSkippy 9
^win
Delinas 0
ahahahaha stop trying to pick her up you horny bastards. its pretty pittiful
troyboyd05 0
It's pitiful you can't spell pitiful.
superman73 0
lol stop your bitching this happens to me all the time lol
Haelous 0
@11 QFT. He should've invited her. I would feel like a complete douche if I did that. In fact, I would know I'm a douche.
Amydoll 0
When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a *******... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.
sixspades 0
If it were me and it was almost time to meet em I would have invited her If it wasn't close to time yet I would have told em somethin else has come up and then spend the whole time pleasing each other Maybe even done it in the rain ;)
phunk 0
#27 QFT
jasdog2244 0
what a jerk kick him out of your life just like he kicked you out of his house you deserve better
LoLoLo_fml 0
DUMP THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boogie99 0
yeah if he didn't know you were coming over then you should realize he might have of had other plans but ya gave em head hun what r u gunna do? idn that whole scenario seems weird to me rethink ur shit