Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!
EvilTwerp 12
Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.
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Comments (91)
little_one 20
You don't have a toothbrush in your hand every second of the day usually make out sessions are spontaneous. Carry gum or mints to avoid that awkward situation again.
jjames7543 13
I love how everyone is paying attention to OP not brushing her teeth, but no one is pointing out the major problem: what possessed him to drag his tongue over all her teeth? Edit: even for a French kiss, that's still gross
DiruKitty18 8
I was thinking the same thing, I don't know about anyone else but when im French Kissing someone I try to stay away from their teeth xD
hatesfate 6
^snookie is that you?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
She...looks NOTHING like Snooki.
False_Stupidity 42
Well I happen to like exploring my fiancées mouth when kissing, cheeks, tongue and yes her teeth too.
DiruKitty18 8
Im glad I have someone to back me up because im pretty sure I look nothing like SnookiXD
forevermaddie 0
WTF if I was you I'll probably be embarrassed. XD
forevermaddie 0
Ha yeah. But still that is just disgusting
ZBonner 3
Brush then. (;
Bonzer 2
*Than
jjames7543 13
@132: no, once again, it's then...
jjames7543 13
@159: No, you don't judge when to use them by how the sentence sounds (although when you know the difference very well, one will sound very wrong when used incorrectly) Than is a comparative word, then is used for expressing time or a sequence
Leslier_fml 4
Yeah, thats a turn off, brush them.
Kbearlove23 0
Scope and those mini tooth brushes to go(:
lilysmiles143 0
ewww maybe you really should so you wont be even more emabarrassed
lilysmiles143 0
why halfway through the kiss though?
NIRVANA1990s 1
did you actually brush them and do a terrible job or what?
bmkc4 1
You should have done the same thing back to him lol