Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
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Top comments
PennyLane27 32
Nahh... He's fine...Unless his hands are smaller than certain elected officials.
TiggyBonkers 32
Suuure
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Comments (28)
PennyLane27 32
Nahh... He's fine...Unless his hands are smaller than certain elected officials.
RichardPencil 32
But most girls won't date short guys (it's crazy, but true), so he'd better hold on to you no matter what.
vampire9545 5
short guy here - dating was hard
Zanquis 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As someone who is 6'5 tall. I can testify that there is also something as being to big. I am lucky my wife loves it but had many girls who just either had to stop cause I was too big or who just too scared to even try it (they loved playing with it but the idea of it going inside was too scary for some). I know telling this won't debunk his idea in his head but maybe more importantly it might help him see that bigger is not always better.
TiggyBonkers 32
Suuure
Zanquis 22
So posting a alternative comment with a bit of humor to help someone to get her BF over the size is everything idea is a bad thing and needs downvoting ☺
noonenoeone 22
You know babies come out of there? If they said it couldn't fit you just didn't try hard enough ?
pjsr 33
Where was the humor, Mr Humblebrag?
notsoanonymous3 20
I mean, it's good logic at least
joeyl1990 28
As the record holder for the tallest man in the world I can assure you that the taller you are the larger you penis is.
lestatsbride 3
I've not been with a whole lot of men but I have enough experience to relay that his estimate for the most part actually isn't incorrect, the taller someone is the larger they tend to be
garrettwood21 3
No it really just makes sense that the bigger you are in height, the bigger you are everywhere else. A 5inch slong might look normal on a short person, but it would look tiny on a tall person
trucker2 33
You need to let this man watch some ****, for crying out loud....
dlynn 8
If you're happy with his size, just let him know it, and make sure he actually believes you, that's all that matters -because he's not necessarily wrong. Penis size isn't only determined by height, but it sure is a big factor
pandabraiin 5
I think there's also genetics to take into consideration here. There's show-ers. And then there grow-ers.