Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
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then000bster 16
Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.
zinoxity 23
Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?
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Comments (108)
Geometric 18
On the scale of fart quality, count yourself lucky it was only a 4, a 10 out of 10 would've been a shart.
False_Stupidity 42
No, no, sharts have their own rating and scale. The perfect fart is just short of blossoming into a beautiful shart.
niamhyo 13
You deserved it
TheElBurrrito 21
Why? For having a natural bodily function occur?
sexyboi1985 27
FYL mate !
WCARlover 35
A couple who can't laugh at stuff like that shouldn't be having sex anyway
DocBastard 40
You are goddamned right and took the words out of my mouth etc. If I has a nice shiny coin for every time Mrs Bastard and I laughed at those squishy noises sweaty bodies make during sex, well I'd have a nice little pile of shiny coins.
Mynamewontfi 40
You shouldn't be too embarrassed, he made a joke out of it, so it sounds to me it didn't matter a lot to him.
kost4060 14
Atleast he's funny about it
vikky538 29
well ... was the score a turn off for the sex...
zZLightZz 13
You need to impress him next time!
1dvs_bstd 41
yeah like everybody doesn't..
Adam5858 17
Sense of humour........cant be mad.But that score is bad you might want to work on that