Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
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then000bster 16
Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.
zinoxity 23
Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?
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Comments (108)
Gremlinek 16
That butt needs a spank to get better score next time!
KatyLarae 13
At least he wasn't disgusted
Attacksloth 33
You can take something positive from this - at least he has a sense of humor. Some guys I know would be turned entirely off by a woman farting. Personally, I don't know how someone could not laugh at their significant other or date farting. It's one of the most stupidly funny noises a body can make.
John_in_Oz 12
Well of course you only got a four if it was an accident. You weren't even trying. Work up a good one, give him a Dutch oven, and then ask him to rate that.
tman1985 9
(S. Cowell) Well, that passing of the gas was just utterly terrible. Never before have I been so repulsed as I am right this moment.
91hayek 31
(R.Jackson) Yeah dawg, that wasn't working for me either. That fart was too pitchy dawg. That's a no from me.
IcemistDragon 20
I feel like I'm always stuck on gas mode and thankfully my boyfriend isn't phased by it. . lol
lynds71 12
I hate when that happens! Don't feel bad cause I have that problem too...
nemisis11 12
Was it based on the Richter scale? If so, that's a decent score.
bigmillzy 3
He was trying to make you feel less embarrassed, trying to tell you in a different way that he didn't really care and you shouldn't think you wrecked things. He just had a funny way of doing that :P
worldclassrager 41
My loudness or smell? Did things keep going or did I become a war at all?