Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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Comments (268)
jeanbeann 0
hahhaa numberr 27
sassyangel24 0
YDI if youu didn't drop his ass right there. I would never let a guy treat me like that. I'd be like "oh hell no b*tch, get the f*ck out my seat youu dumb whoree or I'ma beat your ass." Now if youu did something about it, FYL.
Miss_Awesome_101 0
this is hilarious and true good job
Kikren 0
him?
CitrusGirl 0
don't you mean ex-boyfriend? dump that asshole
XoXoSLY 0
What kinda bf would do that to his gf? WTF?
RoseRaptor 0
you new a new Bf cause what kind of boyfriend is that taking another girl for a ride while you have to walk when your his Gf fyl
dejavudo 0
actually 60 I can call her ugly all I want. it is optional to have a picture so your point is irrelevant.
Cinn_fml 23
That is true, but can you please refrain from calling me retarded without valid reason. Or any person infact. That's just insulting.
illmatic2 16
62- YOU are the ugly one.
dejavudo 0
coming from the dude with a beak for a nose.
illmatic2 16
Dude you can say whatever you want but I will not be offended. I'm not the self concious type of person. You're still ugly.
selenagirl_fml 0
67, you have serious issues. Nobody cares about your "opinions"... everyone has one of their own. Retarded? you don't even know her. So I consider you got and STFU.
Cinn_fml 23
dejavudo, you never answered my question. Which leads me to the conclusion you're one of those idiots who thinks they'll look cool by insulting people on the internet. Just give it up if you're not going to even attempt justify your opinion rather than insulting people who have nothing wrong with them; illmatic doesn't have a beak for a nose. Oh, and learn what the reply button is for.
bt2breakskn 0
leave 67 be, he's just a troll who doesn't have enough self-confidence to properly defend themselves without attacking other users.
Cinn_fml 23
...but troll baiting is fun! :P
dejavudo 0
you can't be with that face..
Cinn_fml 23
:O You figured out the reply button. More seriously, who can't be what with what face? The draw back to the reply button if it's to a thread of people it only budges it up once so you have to specify...
bt2breakskn 0
lol I suppose it is fun XD oh well, looks like it got moderated
Cinn_fml 23
Indeed, the mods have special troll fighting powers... I think I've been in labs too long and inhaled too many chemicals because of it. XD
bt2breakskn 0
lol!
arcticcatman007 0
stupid bf, this is why I drive a truck that seats 5, plus I've got a box that'll hold 10 more = no lovely ladies have to walk :P they all get a ride ;P
TheBlackDahliaNi 0
WIN!!!