Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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alezmbgt 0
pwned
BallinJ 0
ydi for not letn the girl sit in ur lap so yall can grind on each other, get ur bf hard, then proceed to get him off
Cinn_fml 23
Oh darn, fml put it in the wrong place, sorry.
tbugroxxs98 0
@27 i AGREE!
NEStendo 0
YDI for not suggesting that someone be tied to the roof.
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
thts sooo mest up hopefully u left his ass... or I think he must of dumpted ur ass since he made u walk lol
amiemariej 0
I bet the girl that got the ride is his mistress and he took her for a ride alright. dump him
Flipflops4ever 0
Cinn I don't know abt ugly (actually I think u r cute) but u did make an incomparably stupid comment when u suggested she discuss things with him & whether the girl was a relative. if that was the case he wd have introduced her & even then u don't ask ur gf to walk. it is obvious this girl was a stranger & the OP was pretty much told to take a hike! U really think there is room 4 discussion after this? And u really think a relative wd have just asked 4 a ride without first like "hey Steve, how r u" & he wdn't have told her "sorry but my gf is with me?" So ur monumentally stupid comment does justify questioning ur intelligence.
Cinn_fml 23
Actually I was being rational. You are correct in thinking that a relative would probably have introduced themselves, but it was just a thought. Just because the OP didn't say anything about the girl, didn't mean nothing was mentioned. A lot of FMLs skip on details, sometimes intentionally, sometimes because they dont have the details. I do agree that it is pretty much over, but does it hurt for the OP to double check how her bf knew the girl or not? And it gives her an excuse to go over to his house and have access to something a little bit dearer to him for revenge. Also, one lapse of judgement doesn't make me monumentally stupid. It makes be a little bit stupid.
ksquizzle 0
with all due respect I would have to agree with dejavudo, your "lapse" of judgement was quite monumental. why would OP in her right mind want to talk with her "bf" after he made her walk in order to give a complete stranger a ride
Cinn_fml 23
If she was a complete stranger, then yes, the OP doesn't want to talk to him at all, unless by talk we actually mean extract a highly clever form of revenge... (Perhaps sequins?) My point was that she might want to check, though I already agreed that it is more likely that she was a complete stranger and that the (ex-)bf was a complete prick.
ksquizzle 0
ok then, one mere lapse in judgement doesn't justify dejavudo calling you that, but next time please think about it before you type? :-) have a great day
Cinn_fml 23
I usually think before I type. I just have moments where what sounds right in my head actually generally doesn't in real life because real life isn't slightly sleep deprived and hasn't spent too much time shouting at machines and chemicals at work. :P Next time I'll think twice. :)
ksquizzle 0
thanks and gig 'em
letmeinplease 0
I'd talk to my boyfriend if he did a thing like that just to give him a piece of my mind! There's maybe a little more- I'd imagine the situation maybe being that OP lived a lot closer than the other girl, so her boyfriend suggested she walked. Also maybe that she didn't know the girl but her boyfriend did.
Nina0505 0
It was kind of ydi, because you could of refused to step out of the car...
MissBoo111 21
they weren't in the car yet they where leaving
foxy1222 0
next time he does that tell him I'll drive her and let him walk home.