Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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Comments (268)
Homeless_Panda 0
I know. Sounds fake.
dejavudo 0
ydi for being ugly ydi for not standing up for yourself ydi for having a douche bf
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, if we read this the obvious way for this FML to have gone, then you really have just been handed a really obvious sign that there's something you need to discuss with him. Mainly, who she was. I mean, it might be possible she's a relative?
that1guyyy 12
you look like someone from my elementary school years ago..
Cinn_fml 23
I didn't go to elementary school, I went to primary school :P And I didn't have glasses back then. So doubt that we went to the same school.
Kingfmltrust 0
can't be true. or you are a loser for being with a man like that
jkemp1984 10
YDI if you didn't dump his sorry ass afterwards.
nldawgsccr22795 0
wow pathetic time for a new boyfriend. but anyway I wldnt have gotten out of the car or even let her in the car
soccerpringles 0
they were leaving a resturant. No one was in the car
Harajuku_Barbie 1
Agreed. Why did you even let her get into the car? You should have told her to walk her ass home.
MissBoo111 21
they where leaving and they weren't in the car yet
dejavudo 0
23 = retarded & ugly
selenagirl_fml 0
you don't have a picture...
dejavudo 0
I don't need one to see how ugly she is..
Cinn_fml 23
...your point? At least I know where the reply button is and what it does. :P Why is it so difficult for people to live by the phrase 'treat others as you would like them to treat you'? It's such a good rule for life.
selenagirl_fml 0
37, you're a dumbass, you can't call someone ugly, you don't even have a picture. At least she has a picture, unlike you.
talb1 7
poppers these days....
funkandspacejunk 2
Y only DI if you stay with him after that. Please realize your worth and leave that douche!!
walkmywaynot 0
the girl? im being sarcastic