Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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Comments (268)
melainie 0
wtf, what an asshole. hopefully hé is your ex now. i hâte when people put up with that shit!
2igutierrez31 2
guess who is single know lmao
sueannpalma 7
dump his ass
alezmbgt 0
you desrve it for dating a guy with a tiny car.. two camels in a tiny car rwj WHAT UP
MichelitaTheGr8 0
I don't think it's true.
bandgeekbreena 0
What a complete tool. Dump his sorry ass and find a way better guy and never look back at that ass hat.
catiredan 0
what?! you couldn't fit in the trunk?
yaysmile 0
Yes, deffinatly dump him. No guy should ever treat his girlfriend that way.
DirtyHero 0
I kind of don't believe this. No boyfriend would ever do that. Unless that was his girlfriend on the side, and that was his way of dumping you. If it's the latter, then FYL. There are way better guys out there.
GDinNJ 0
I'm guessing that when you add with "Guess who...?" you're trying to make this sound like an FML. However, in reality, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE had to walk and you just wanted some good FML material, so you twisted the story to make it sound like you got the short end of the stick. Find a real problem in life and then post a story. For God's sake, you actually just completely twisted this so that you could get recognition online. For like, 2 days. Anonymously.