Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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lolzRaptor 1
Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm
onlysoph 0
I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people
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Comments (148)
AlexMercer_fml 3
Had he said, "I ****** a chicken," I'd see your problem. As it stands, this is a total non-event. In fact, it's quite frustrating, considering some of the excellent FMLs that don't make the cut, that this pathetic attempt somehow got through.
marlux 0
he was hungry. wat do u expect from us?
Ketz 0
No
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh thanks a lot OP. Your pathetic FML made me realize how hungry I am. Your boy obviously was too. OR he was trying to be funny, since you took his actions so damned seriously. I would definitely do that... I ******* HAVE to! It must be done! Hooray, I have a new lease on life.
jayjay_21 0
it is called PES: post ejaculation syndrom.. it is common btw men, we do/say stupid stuff after sex
THTB 3
Why are such garbage FMLs approved so often????
iBleed 0
wow this is pointless. i hope your ****** smells like fish as well
ChChCharlie 10
LMFAO!! Why do I find this so funny? Lol not an fml though, I'd burst out laughing :)
good_life35 0
at first i thought it said 'i smell LIKE chicken' and i was all grossed out; but yah i agree with #72, he probably was just thinking about food like all guys do :P
tayman 0
kinky.