Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
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Itsheragain 9
oh lord...i can imagine the shit you hear...i always gotta skip the intro cos its corny.😂
Shzusuziq 16
If the sets are soundproofed, how will you be hearing it all day?
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Comments (19)
RichardPencil 32
Who the **** makes **** at 8 in the morning? I'll bet it's not good normal MILF stuff but weird fetish crap, like coffee or bacon ****!
LadyRen 20
Food **** does exist, for those odd people who like bacon ****.
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure it does. I'm just guessing there's sub-genres of breakfast staple ****, but I dare not go down that rabbit hole!
Itsheragain 9
oh lord...i can imagine the shit you hear...i always gotta skip the intro cos its corny.😂
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, the "acting" is so terrible, you could almost lose your boner.
Marcella1016 32
Am I weird for kind of liking the setups? Corny and awesome 😂😂
RichardPencil 32
You are, but we all have our kinks, don't we?😂😂😂
xaonng 5
sounds like you need to make your own. one less corny lol
bloopaloop 27
Have you ever masterbated at your desk?
Shzusuziq 16
If the sets are soundproofed, how will you be hearing it all day?
raven_of_azarath 35
I imagine OP works at the entrance and the studio is another room.
1known 34
And? If the sets are soundproof she shouldn’t be able to hear what’s happening on the sets.
Jonkbaby 23
does it smell weird?
jkjorn 18
Ew.. might want to start looking for another job, it's only a matter of time before they ask if you can fill in for an actress that didn't show up.
WistayShlaio82 13
Sorry, I was a camera man for a couple years filming ****. Nothing “cool” ever happen to me while I was there. I’m still a virgin. My face kept me that way.