Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm because it was wayyyy to soon for that and also highly inappropriate to tell that to a three year old child this soon into a relationship, now if he had just proposed to you and you guys have been dating for say 4 years and not 4 months that would be different.But you being on FML whining about it gives off serious clinger and crazy vibes ,might be time to seek some therapy for the sake of your child's future.
poopface82 25
As a single dad with a girlfriend of a little less than a year, I can say this - you should have had that conversation with your boyfriend first.
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm because it was wayyyy to soon for that and also highly inappropriate to tell that to a three year old child this soon into a relationship, now if he had just proposed to you and you guys have been dating for say 4 years and not 4 months that would be different.But you being on FML whining about it gives off serious clinger and crazy vibes ,might be time to seek some therapy for the sake of your child's future.
poopface82 25
As a single dad with a girlfriend of a little less than a year, I can say this - you should have had that conversation with your boyfriend first.
MidnaLink 35
Uhhhhhhhhh- it is too fast for that.
Justkidding100 41
all I did was imply that we are permanently together and your family is my family?? what's that problem?!?? 🙄
RichardPencil 32
It's too fast if there was a future with this guy. But, as we learned earlier, "single moms are for recreational purposes only."
Crowned Sataness 12
holy shit that was way too soon!! I would have ran too. at 4 months you're still just casual. they are not the grandparents, that implies a long term serious commitment
SirEnigM0nk 22
Girl, you gotta slow your roll. That is WAY too fast.
D J's MOM 17
Damn girl! You are definitely a special kind of stupid.... and desperate.
HayNow 11
*Blank stare*........
princess_stabitty 20
"All you did" was enough for you to have another EX. Next time, do talk to them first.