Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
suitgirl5 5
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.
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Comments (437)
Josh16 2
You must be ******* retarded
littlemiss47 0
Everyone who commented something about them being too young maybe you should look at yourself
Awsumuzzie 12
I just looked at myself in the past and I was 19. OP is still too young.
riptor911 10
Says duckface girl. Shut up.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Quack....
nowthenagain10 8
If it looks like a duck talks like a duck...ITS A DUCK! When did they get smart enough to type?
sassypants93 17
Don't worry. I got this... BANG! Oh how I love duck hunting.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
65, I am 24. OP is most likely too young to have sex if she and her boyfriend could not figure out how the act is done.
zebralover23 14
That must of been kinda awkward.
kosh_bl_k 0
*must have been you're welcome
zebralover23 14
My way was correct to
julia_lynn 21
Too*, and no, it wasn't. Of is a preposition. Have is a verb. They are not interchangeable.
liftedyoda 5
K
kosh_bl_k 0
#359 bring your natural hair colour back and start paying attention to school. and don't you dare dying it again, before you reach an IQ of over 130. btw, English isn't even my first language, and it's fascinating how dumb some of the kids are. I remember explaining to a 20-year-old what present perfect verb tense is. I finally sound like my step-father, who once said that people should only be allowed to touch drugs and alcohol once they've got their bachelor degree.
caviar_fml 2
if you can't figure it out, you're too young to do it!
coried91 28
Everyone is saying that! Make a new comment. It's annoying.
whitecloud197 0
Hahaha Noobs
ish213 6
That means your too ******* young. Wait til you're forty. We don't need any more tards running around.
jackeechan 10
Thts so sad
HolyPotato 9
That's *.
ravenevercross 19
Are u serious? You're either retarded or way too ******* young to be taking your clothes off with each other.
aDropOfSunshine 2
Don't have sex because you will get chlamydia and die. True story.
studdmuffin1990 7
Now everybody take a rubber
breakaleg 0
Dont be silly , wrap your willy
MaryAnne19 5
Not always. Every time u have sex u wont get an std
61611xD 5
-_- your a baby.... Smh. Thats a sign you shouldnt have been doing it.
himoonkey 8
You're*** :)