Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
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jennanamac 4
That's amazing though! Star wars, FTW!
TheBlackCops 0
At least you aren't an asshole.
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Comments (198)
jennanamac 4
That's amazing though! Star wars, FTW!
ScaughtieHolden 11
She knew the dialogue, she was probably a virgin too.
mattorama 15
Exactly what I was thinking. Takes a Star Wars geek to know one! Who knows, maybe it was her idea of a pickup line!
muzy 23
Op it is precisely in times like these where you have to think on ya feet. You should have replied with something like 'Don't underestimate the power of the V-side' and then walk off while humming the imperial march song!
wisese 0
Seriously; recognizing the song is one thing. But QUOTING THE MOVIE in order to insult you? She's a fan.
n_epic_fail 14
It's not your fault you and your boyfriend didn't know what to do...
fromthesuck 8
There is no way a girl that can quote star wars is a virgin if she doesn't want to be. How many guys would kill for a girl like that.
RedMosquito 4
**** me lovely bus girl. You are my only hope.
muzy 23
wrong fml bud
Idonebeenhad 17
The bitchiness is strong in this one
MedKits 9
"the force is strong with this one" is such a popular line in the movie, that it's become part of pop culture. People who have never seen the movies would know that line anyways.
SuperDerp 8
Epic win. Maybe go to a convention?
fuzz97 23
It's called "mockery", Einstein.
LolFMLnot 10
Whats this so called "star wars"? Ahaha don't kill me guys i was joking. OP you could've taken advantage of the moment and ask her 2 watch star wars with u. ;)
kurololita 6
#67 I have yet to run into one, but maybe i just live in the wrong part of town.
SPAIDZ 0
No they'd probably know "may the force be with you" but "the force is strong with this one" isn't nearly well known enough to write off her being a nerd
bestnamever 6
Sorry, OP. Keep trying, I guess?
CeruleanThree 8
Do, or do not. There is no try.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah, at least you didn't spend half an hour trying to have sex and getting nowhere!
BostonBruinsFan 8
Yea, it's easy, they need an "Insert ____Here" sign for whoever had that fml
hemz_fml 13
That virginity joke is getting way to old
AkshaySauce 5
Sex have this one have not!
AkshaySauce 5
Shit, sorry I was barely conscious but I had to be one of the first commentors. This was lacking execution.
Birdie_Sage 0
0 points for you my friend! Landing was juuuust terrible, and the comment? Yea... NO GOOD!
Saltime 0
25, Yeeeaaah, you're profile picture doesn't really back this up at all.
Heinousness 0
Use the dark side of the virginity.
TheBlackCops 0
At least you aren't an asshole.
transilvanianson 3
Even if females love assholes for some reason.
atomicbaboon 0
douchebag theory
arniebrah 8
Hahaha that's funny! Dw you only get to be a virgin once, enjoy the suspense :p
alexicanaaa 7
Bahahaha fyl!
RahmEsHestos 5
What's the point of commenting something like this... It's stupid an pointless
sqeakyclean 7
Virgin, you are.
ipwnallmen 10
hahaha winning.
MargieDrury 1
7-lmfao.too funny!
griffins33 4
I totally thought this said humping to the Star Wars theme.
j_cat187 20
You should **** her
ydi_4_suking 20
That would be illegal to just randomly **** people
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
And if OP is a girl…??
j_cat187 20
#18 You should **** him?
sqeakyclean 7
Um, his name is "Starboy." Just sayin.
Redoxx_fml 22
You should show her the dark side
tdawg4200 0
It's only illegal if they say no.
FMlbeast1 0
No as long as they like it
FMlbeast1 0
Mine are always satisfied
laden_swallow09 35
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
ZooMzy 9
Isn't that an absolute?
ZooMzy 9
Isn't that an absolute?