Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
Here comes the groom skinny as a broom
TheFamilyElf 17
Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down. Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.
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Comments (211)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Win for grandma
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just edit in some really loud wedding music, or cut that part out. Either one works:L
rayrayray23 1
Win for your mom.
wittygirl 8
Op clearly said "grandfather" fail lol
FUUUandyourmom 16
17 - I agree with the music. Don't cut it out - walking down the aisle is a moment you would actually like to watch later.
trololol6969 3
More like rolling down the aisle.
LolFMLnot 10
I think the main part of FML is that after hearing her grandfather say that, she feels insecure about the way she looks now. OP if you feel insecure then go to gym, NOT because your "big" but because it will make you feel better about yourself :)
desireev 18
107- On your profile, you spelled '******' wrong. It's '******'! Not 'vegina'!
choshaki 8
120 you are very observant! :) It took me a minute to look for what you pointed out!
Joshuaismyname 3
Good eye.
BassGirl 5
If nothing else, she's observant.
Midnite_2raw 5
But you aren't
BassGirl 5
Yea, ain't hungover typos a bitch?
rayrayray23 1
You're scary...
Midnite_2raw 5
Que?
BassGirl 5
Thank you
MargieDrury 1
Bassgirl I think your cool not scary!
zombicidal 11
her grandfather is a woman? dafuq
MargieDrury 1
Lol I like how I get 3 negatives. WIN!
Meowingtons500 18
Hungover?! Jeez guys, lookout, we're dealing with a badass...
muzy 23
stfu already...
fricknugget 3
Are you ******* retarded?
AlaskaKid95 7
...with fire.
Jaxx66 21
I had to look at the profile to see of BassGirl was a girl. Picture says something else. Sorry :/
osnapitzaris 0
okay, bass girl made a mistake. we can all stop hating now.
MargieDrury 1
94- your a dick.
OneNightStander 6
I thought that BassGirl was wearing a hat then I realized that's her hair. Scared the Sh*t outta me.
bizarre_ftw 22
This comment stream crashed and burned, and BassGirl looks awesome, I know people who are (for lack of a better word) worse, and some who think lipstick is slutty, get over it let people live as they please.
bball234 6
not only do you get his sex wrong, you do it after someone else has made the same mistake.
redneck45x 2
Shovel to the face?
lionandthelamb61 9
I took the comment to mean that the OP is observant for catching the grandfather muttering on the video...still inappropriate considering observing usually involves eyes, not ears, but not quite the epic fail it was initially taken as.
cheaptrix 6
I think 2 means OP
MikeDa1Da 14
I'm really sorry, but 2's picture scares me.
jkamme54 2
My metal detector seems to be getting a strong read from your face....
SebastianG 2
Scary... Don't hurt me!
SydMadrid 0
You spelt AISLE wrong but das sad
Urbanchiller 0
and you spelt "that's" wrong, so STFU or GTFO.
Oasispetro1 4
ya isle is spelt right retard
paintmysky 0
Goodness that was so hypocritical I don't even know where to start.
Birdie_Sage 0
Fail or sarcasm? I can't tell...
micahz2 0
You spelled SPELLED wrong...
rubberduckie94 13
Here comes the groom skinny as a broom
marzipanimal 15
This is depressing. I don't find it funny at all! Weddings are supposed to be special and all about you. That was mean of your grandpa.):
OhDearBetrayal 25
In a sense it was still all about her.
CheckMyProfile 17
4-Thanks heaps for making me laugh hysterically!! your comment is the best!:D
GoW_Chick 15
Here comes the bride she has a bitchy side... I don't have a groom one, someone think of one for me... Please? (:
Pinkfl0yd 9
109 here comes the groom, so full of gloom!
zack11742 7
119 NO that is all
goldfishgod 20
"Here comes the usher, the old toilet flusher."
rubberduckie94 13
Here comes granddad making the bride so sad.
xcarxcrashx 9
Thanks 131 for knowing the real words!!
SebastianG 2
Ahh :) family videos. Something to show your kids one day :P
RahmEsHestos 5
When I was 17 I was in a giant play, and my mom recorded it. As I was watching it afterward, I could clearly hear my grandfather boo me evey time I entered the stage.
Llamacod 11
Cool story bro, tell it again
KindaFunnyRight 8
53- how about I push you down a cliff and as you break every bone in your body and turn into a human slug and beg for an ambulance I'll say "cool story bro."
bankrupt 15
Why would he do that, especially to a teenager? Why didn't your other relatives tell him to shut up? That's just awful. I am so sorry to read that.
btnhdude 0
77- Cool hypothetical story, bro.
TheFamilyElf 17
Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down. Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.
fthislyfe 22
Yeah... too bad I don't have one
iliketurdles 7
Buzz Killington has entered the building.
xcarxcrashx 9
Grandfathers don't give a ****.
FUUUandyourmom 16
So, 73, when did you graduate from Killjoke University?
purpleamandapand 6
Even 73's picture is somewhat depressing ...
sqeakyclean 7
Quit picking on Debbie Downer, you guys.
KeyboardWarrior 10
160 Spoken from the shallowest depths of your heart, eh?
XtraEzeee 8
160 coming from the person with a "I heart bacon" picture? Ok then.
XtraEzeee 8
160 coming from the person with a "I heart bacon" picture? Ok then.
XtraEzeee 8
160 coming from the person with a "I heart bacon" picture? Ok then.
KaanTech 0
I think deep within every ones' hearth, they believe 160 is right, even the fat people. I don't mean to be rude, it is just a thought.
RedPillSucks 33
So so wrong. I'm not a chubby chaser and I know lots of beautiful fat women.
FMlbeast1 0
If you are fat and wide then who cares you have someone that loves you for who you are
SuperDerp 8
What a douche move. Well atleast you know how he thinks of you...
bearnblue 0
Gotta love old people...
nofearjenshere 12
They make the world better (:
l0v3p4in 7
Old people are like kids, they say the darnest things.
chowE_fml 4
Better your grand after than his
danightryder 0
Gramps is bogus
tannerianian 11
Just remember. You get to pick what home the grandparents go into(:
ByronJess 17
Actually, OP's parents get to pick what home the grandparents go into... OP gets to choose her parents home.
Llamacod 11
Actually, I'm pretty sure the parents get to pick what home the grandparents go into
ankoku 2
Not if op kills their parents! YES OP!! Use your anger!! It makes you STRONGER!!
swimmersrok 0
#79 needs to go to a mental home. Don't worry your parents will pick it for you.
kyarush 10
BWAHAHA! nice hair jackass!
SecretMe00 5
Out of all the comments on this first page, yours made me actually chuckle. Good thinking! :-)
tannerianian 11
#169 that's coming from someone who has spongebob as their picture? Trolollol