Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
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Top comments
ulicki 0
haha, dad must of loved to hear that.
Jessie86 3
Gotta love technology this day and age!
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Comments (158)
ulicki 0
haha, dad must of loved to hear that.
BelleElle_fml 0
That's hot. ;)
jrsl 2
Well, that's always cute..
ulicki 0
I know right! ha
ericownz101 0
soooo.. screamer eh?
KingDingALing 9
11- It's more then just "cute"...it's kinky. ;)
seanders 10
Lol that must have been akward.
5t3ff1k4h 47
He "must have" liked that, indeed!
bigphill1333 0
That guy.. Earned his man card!
deafeningsilence 8
What's with Canadians and recording when they're having sex? This is the second one in a row.
the101dan 0
92 - hehehe
Zya_fml 8
wow, you're right. hahaha
pureecstasy 5
today I was reading this FML and realized I've read this like 5 months ago
piepieburger 0
same, I've seen this before too.
bieberfreak18 0
Oh so now apperently all canadians are like that ?!
roxyq 0
ydi 4 having sex
daniella4680 0
virgin. that's what u get
ericownz101 0
maybe they cant help ******* like bunnies? zing!
candygirl98 0
ha you took my pic!!!!
xLil_Mx 0
Agreed.
Jessie86 3
Gotta love technology this day and age!
Foxy_On_Fire 21
cute dog
ComMed1 0
it isn't a real dog
weirdo2013 0
how isn't it a real dog?
schalk 12
Perhaps he meant "not a proper dog", as in one capable of tearing things apart like mine?
flipflipflipidel 0
haha lol
DudeImBetter 0
Dam you must have had a huge phone.
Domonator 16
or extremely good balance....
bepe22 0
lmao!!!!:D
maphineRAWRS 10
hahaha, well where did your boyfriend think it was going to go off? he knew it would go off at some point, lol
tencentsakiss 19
I feel like there are a lot of FMLs that follow this pattern of someone setting someone's ringtone to sex noises.
mobetta126 0
same thought i had lol
KVloveBC 0
yea I read a similar one before..
Tikwichka 5
Kids are less creative these days.
ShadyFTW1 0
It's a timeless classic.
hawwwty 0
not really it gets kinda old after the 5th one
Alleged_Cranium 7
I see the main FML is that sex with you is so boring that your BF records as he ***** you.
funzcpl 0
lol. good point.
sourgirl101 29
Or it's so great, that you want to capture the memeory of it. I hope he didn't record you with no knowledge on your part.
nathan5 0
wow they herd everything? goats? cows? sheep? reindeer? elephants? midgets? gingers? ect
kaijapapaya 0
Or it's so weird he felt he had to share.