Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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RaggleFrock 13
You should have chewbacca moaned back.
chunkalicious 7
Did you like it? I would have liked it.
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chunkalicious 7
Did you like it? I would have liked it.
ClassyCommando 13
Look his penis in the eye, and say "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
ninjawatcher 2
He doesn't deserve an insult like that.
ClassyCommando 13
During sex: "I've got a problem here." "Eject!" "I can hold it..." "Pull out!" "No! I'm all ri--AAH!!"
perdix 31
She probably would have preferred some cheese.
LarryLaDouche 13
"Execute Order 66"
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Very horny he is, **** you he must... Hmmhhmhm ( yoda giggle )
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Call his penis a scruffy looking nerf-herder
habibiiiiiii 2
A for effort?
gc327072 31
Well at least it would give him a good rhythm to follow...
RaggleFrock 13
You should have chewbacca moaned back.
boofgall 16
^ Hilarious.
ClassyCommando 13
"This is Red 5. I'm going in."
laden_swallow09 35
"Look at the size of that thing!"
bossroyd 4
I read this comment while in a quiet library and had the biggest LOL in history. Now people are staring at me
PussyPredator 6
Your photo helps that much more.
KrazieKleo 13
Lol, that's pretty funny. I would've laughed! Hmm...if I ever get laid I hope to do something cool like this!!
boofgall 16
"If"?
pmr1990 12
#4 - I'll be rooting for you
laden_swallow09 35
8- So he's a late bloomer. What of it?
TheNewGuy03 29
I didn't hit skins until I was 24. Never too late, I suppose. I would begin to be concerned if 4 was past 40.
TheDrifter 24
Silly boyfriend. Everyone knows the imperial march is foreplay music.
ClassyCommando 13
Yeah, Duel of the Fates would have been more appropriate, I think.
Grimmerie 31
I am 1000% going to do this to my girlfriend. I already make Wookiee noises constantly, so this will just make everything perfect. It helps that she's a Trekkie ;)
crazycatloverr 7
Uhmm arent star trekk and star wars different?
Welshite 40
Yes they are, but that doesn't mean someone can only like one or the other. They are both science fiction.
Grimmerie 31
29, that's the point. It allows for maximum botheration.
hawright 13
Ha ha, my wife and I are exactly the same. I love talking "yoda" to her.
HeyArnold91 8
Role play spices things up, you should join in with him
annie_nk 23
Why am I picturing storm trooper sperm...?
dogpfcorn 11
I got the same mental picture, pew pew!
LaughinStock 16
No don't think that, StormTroopers never hit their target. :(
darawbs 0
Wouldn't that be good for OP?!?
annie_nk 23
Not unless she wanted to get pregnant.
astralvagan 20
Am I the only one picturing Womb Wars? Personally I think that's hilarious and I have heard of much worse to be said when ejaculating..... Like another woman's name js
LittleGreenPaola 23
Having a Star Wars addicted boyfriend is not a bad thing at all! You should appreciate it. And if you have never done it, watch the entire saga
freshx_fml 6
Read the entire saga is more like it